Have you ever had one of those days where everything went wrong? You know, when the alarm didn't go off, the coffee pot broke, the car wouldn't start, your office key broke off in the lock, your favorite baton snapped with no cause, and both baritone saxophones developed pad leaksand then the day got worse? This work is about that day, when it seemed like you were under attack from every object in the room. This can be performed with as few as four percussionists (or as many as thirteen).