Show your great sense of humor with this novelty piece that winds up creating near chaos in your ensemble! When the first violins join a local branch of the "String Players Union," the other musicians and director soon learn that the union members must adhere to some hilarious performance guidelines. Accommodations include playing only "some notes," giving the left hand a rest and even "left hand free time!" Staging possibilities are endless - this piece is easy to put together and is guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone in the hall!