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How's this for holiday humor? A nutty novelty song lists several desirable Christmas gifts as preferred alternatives to the dreaded fruitcake. Hilarious!
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00-37891
Composer
Weston, Mark
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Accomp CD
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ALFRED
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038081423630
ISBN 10
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