Look no further for that perfect 50s Nose Look no further for that perfect 50s Nose Ballade to celebrate the Cold and Allergy Season! A sneezing soloist (optionally attired in robe, slippers and hot water bottle) sets the tone for this hilarious concert highlight, featuring such poignant lyrics as: “I’ve got a cold in my nose. It’s dripping like my Aunt Marie’s garden hose! My nose feels awful. At breakfast time it always drips on my waffle!” The drama continues to mount until the final climactic chord when...oh, no!...the entire chorus suddenly sneezes! This page displays CD only.