Belter's Book of Comedy Songs - Third Edition

Contents

A Guy What Takes His Time
Arthur Murray Taught Me Dancing In A Hurry
Adelaide's Lament
Paris Makes Me Horny
Butter
Don't Call Me Trailer Trash
Heads Or Tails
Last One Picked
Always True To You In My Fashion
Always A Bridesmaid
Shy
Nothing
Bewitched
I Cain't Say No
Take Back Your Mink
Chain Store Daisy
Dance: Ten; Looks: Three
Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend
Doin' What Comes Natur'lly
Happy To Keep His Dinner Warm
The Hostess With The Mostes' On The Ball
Miss Marmelstein
Nobody Makes A Pass At Me
On The S.S. Bernard Cohn
Stepsisters' Lament
That Dirty Old Man
Good Thing He Can't Read My Mind
You Can't Get A Man With A Gun
It Ain't Etiquette
Satin And Silk
Ain't There Anyone Here For Love?
Why Do The Wrong People Travel?
Teaching Third Grade
Special
My New Philosophy
When You Got It, Flaunt It
Whatever Happened To My Part?
One Hundred Easy Ways To Lose A Man
A Trip To The Library
We Deserve Each Other
The Secret Service
I Cain't Say No
Take Back Your Mink